I Aint'nt Dead

Yeah, I'm way behind. It's been over a month now since my last post which, admittedly, was hardly anything that should have held my faithful readers over for this long. On the other hand, in the interim things have transpired that will soon make for quite the lengthy, exhaustive, and entertaining post(s), so I'll be more than making up for my significant hiatus soon enough.

Today is the National Day of Boning, so I must away to m'lady's home wherest I shall give unto her the finest and most pleasing gift what she ever recieved! I am quite sure that I am the best boyfriend to ever exist... and it's because of gifts. GIFTS, I SAY.

So, again, this is just a quick "heydy howdy" in order to let everyone know that while I lie here, dead but dreaming, I will one day return with more conviction and more power than ever before, and (in an infinitely more important aspect) to get the ball rolling again for myself. It's tough to go from not having written in over a month to writing what should be the best post you've ever written without some buffer zone. So... here this is.

The buffer.

I'll be seeing you all soon, here, in Dead Languageland.

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IMPULSIVENESS NOW!